I started my library career as a Page with at the Bayside Branch of the QueensBorough Public Library. While I gained a lot of practical public library experience and “Library Page” certainly looked better than “Ice Cream Scooper” on my resume, it was no “Materials Handler Technician.”
I’m inspired. Instead of “Children’s Librarian”, perhaps I’ll start calling myself “Diverse and Emerging Literacy Specialist for Youth.” Hmmm. Or maybe something more fanciful. How about “Library Goddess of Ideas, Information, and Imagination”?
Please! Add your own superfluous titles in the comments!